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| Working in the
air-filtered olfactory prototype room of her
Goodsprings, Nevada scent laboratory, Celine Dion
inspects a distillation of her breakthrough
perfume for aromatic purity. "If any sample
is not absolutely perfect, I will go on to repeat
the distillation process as many times as
necessary," she says. "My commitment to
the new perfume is total and
uncompromising." |
Celine
Dion secluded in lab developing new perfume
LAS VEGAS-Sequestered
in her private laboratory near Goodsprings, Celine Dion
has demanded that no one disturb her until the next scent
in her perfume line is complete, her manager and husband
René Angelil announced Monday. "Celine has been in
that lab for 27 days so far, and judging from the
jasmine-smeared birthday card I received yesterday, she
has no intention of taking a break any time soon,"
Angelil said. "She calls once a week to ask how our
son is doing, but otherwise, she leaves the phone off the
hook, unless she's ordering essential oils or
equipment." Angelil continued: "Celine has to
replace her lab equipment quite frequently. She works so
intensely that the machines burn out."
Dion, who holds doctoral degrees in botany and chemistry
from the University of Montreal, has instructed her
bodyguards not to allow anyone other than her 12
assistants into the lab. "Celine built her lab
outside of town so that she wouldn't be disturbed,"
Angelil said. "When I visit-just to make sure she's
eating-she throws beakers at me. She says I destroy her
concentration." Added Angelil, "Have you ever
been hit in the face with a beaker of pure essence of
neroli oil?" Angelil said he has worried about Dion
ever since she announced that she would launch a new
fragrance, tentatively called One Heart, as a follow-up
to Celine Dion Parfums, the collection of eau de
toilette, body lotion, and shower gel that she developed
last year.
"Developing the first scent nearly killed her,"
Angelil said. "She's such a perfectionist. It was
after months of non-stop work and a 46-hour stretch of
not sleeping that she finally hit upon the perfect blend
of fresh florals-lily, orange blossom, and exotic Tiare
flower-balanced with rich amber, sheer musk, and creamy
blonde woods. Why is she putting herself through this
again?" Although Dion has not been home since she
began work almost a month ago, Angelil said she
sporadically sends him terse e-mails.
"I get e-mails at all hours of the morning,"
Angelil said. "They'll say, 'Huge
breakthrough...eucalyptus is showing promise, if
centrifuge can hold,' or 'Discovered three new maceration
techniques...patent pending.' She never responds to my
e-mails, but at least I know she's alive." "I
got another one today," Angelil said. "She
said, 'Closer, but still not there. Scent must be ideal
for everyday use, yet sophisticated enough for special
occasions.'"
Although Dion herself refused to comment, she allowed one
of her assistants, molecular biologist Dr. Deborah
Lasser, to speak to the press about Dion's $46 million,
state-of-the-art laboratory. "Celine's lab is a
research scientist's dream-33 rooms with all the best
equipment," Lasser said. "When she developed
her first fragrance, Celine employed labor-intensive,
17th-century techniques like enfleurage and used jojoba
carriers. But for her follow-up fragrance, she's using
only the newest techniques, like hypercritical
carbon-dioxide extraction and chromatographic
photography, to isolate the various elements in the oils.
It's a complete 180. Celine doesn't rest on her
laurels."
Continued Lasser: "She pushes us to the limit, but
no one works as hard as she does. I've worked both the
day and night shifts, and she's always here. Every eight
hours, she lies down in a hermetically sealed room to let
her olfactory glands rest, but it's half an hour, two
hours at most, and then she's back in the lab."
Lasser said she's amazed both by Dion's work ethic and by
her "God-given talent" for dissecting and
analyzing various scents without the aid of equipment.
"I've never seen anyone with such an acute olfactory
sense," Lasser said. "Last week, a delivery
came in. It was supposed to be an order of fresh pine
needles from a white fir tree in Stockholm. Without even
opening the box, Celine told the FedEx man that someone
had made a mistake, and that the box contained Douglas
fir needles. When we opened the box, we found out that
she was right." Earlier this year, Dion took several
weekend-research trips to remote locations around the
world to forage for exotic flowers.
"In February, we passed up an amazing touring
opportunity so that Celine could go to Argentina and
cultivate a patch of rare indigo Tillandsia
diaguitensis," Angelil said. "It's really
important to her that this scent be even more special
than the last. I just hope she doesn't do lasting harm to
her mental or physical well-being." In a July
interview with the Toronto Sun, Dion said she was
confident that her new perfume would be better than her
first. "I know so much more now," Dion said.
"In retrospect, I feel that using peppercorn poppy
as a top note was a mistake. I'd say, also, that the
amber base note seems out of place. It's too aggressive,
too young and self-indulgent. Now, when I smell the bath
gel, it screams, 'Look at me, see how I adapted Hobson's
Isles of Sicily cold-soap method.' It doesn't have that
classic, confident feel, like Chanel's blend of
sandalwood, vetiver, musk, vanilla, chive, and foam of
oak."
Lasser said that before Dion locked herself in her
laboratory, she researched the work of 18th-century
perfumer Francois Coty, the man widely recognized as the
first great perfumer of the modern age. "Celine knew
that getting into Coty's head would help her with her own
work," Lasser said. "She said, 'It's not just
about the fragrance. It's also about the bottle and
presentation.' I guess that's why those men showed up
today and asked where they should build the glass-blowing
oven."

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